6 years, $65 million

The Rams are benching Marc Bulger and starting Trent Green against the Bills. I honestly don't know how to feel about this. I want to laugh hysterically, but I also feel like puking, or maybe taking a shower. This St. Louis situation can't get any worse. It just can't. I'm trying to imagine an injury, or another roster change, or another coaching decision . . . I don't know. Maybe if Scott Linehan were to get into a fist-fight with Stephen Jackson, something like that.